I got a brain,

 I got a brain,

I told it to go away,

but it's stubborn and stays in my head.

I got a brain,

I told it to rest,

but it doesn't listen and works all day.

I got a brain,

I showed it booze, tv and weed,

but to think is the only thing it does.

I got a brain,

I try to dumb it with silly books,

but the lil shit throw them all away.

I got a brain,

it wants me to study and write,

but nothing is what I wanna do.

I got a brain,

I am the main persona there,

but my others "mes" put me in minority.

I got a brain,

I've just given in to the lil shit,

my life will be to read, write and think.

I got a brain,

I hate it,

but it laughs at me ...

Be POSITIVE 

Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged

Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?

(This is called "Positive Thinking" 😄😄)

Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doc :- How come???

Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 😜

(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" 👍)

A Man wrote to the bank. "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".

(This is self confidence in its peak 😂😂)

 *This one is classic !!* 

A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it : "Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!" 😅😅😅

 *Always be positive even in difficult situations*